Have You Ever Had a Secret That Most People Don't About?

Have you ever had a secret? Something that you know that no one else does? Or something you thought no one else knew and maybe you mention it when you were too drunk to remember? Here are a few of my favorites.

• A friend of mine told me she likes to dance to the music when she's alone in an elevator. (Very Cool!)
  
• One of my daughter's friends told me she has her nipples pierced and everyone but her mother knows. (I am too chicken to ger mine pierced. I admire her spirit.)
  
• I used to know a guy who would go to the grocery store,open packages of cookies, take a few out and eat them while he was shopping. The opened box would stay on the shelf. (Oh, you're the one who does that!)
  
• A friend has a collection of over 80,000 pornography pictures on their computer. (Very Very Cool)
  
• I used to work with a woman who gives everyone the finger when someone walks by her office... behind her computer screen. She thinks no one has seen this. But, I have. (I think I will start doing that myself. Call it stress relief)
  
• There was a woman in Walmart who drew the universal symbol for NO over a yellow smiley face some else had stuck to the bathroom wall. She used her red lipstick. (I wish I had thought of that)
  

OK. Are you ready for my secret? When no one is around, I sing loudly and sometimes off key. I sing to the my granddaughter when I am babysitting her. She is completely non-judgemental and thinks my rendition of "Malia" (her name is Malia which is Hawaiian for Marie, her mom's name) sang to the tune of "Maria" from the West Side Story is sensational. She sings along with me.  We make an considerable duet!