My Personal Seinfield Moment

While on the phone with my friend:

Me: I hear someone's car alarm going off.
Him: That's annoying.
Me: In this neighborhood, probably someone is stealing a car. (looking out of the window) Wait! Where's my car?

Comments

Bee said…
I'm hoping you just parked it somewhere you forgot???
February 4, 2008 at 9:31 AM
Karen Pope said…
Hi Bee,

Yep. It was parked in a different place, but that was definately one of those moments that take your breath away for a moment.
February 5, 2008 at 2:54 AM
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