2001-A Goldfish Odyssey

I bought a bag of GoldFish crackers... those cute little golden colored crackers that are so tasty and when I opened the bag, I was in for a shock. Some has been screwing around with my goldfish crackers, that I might add, I gave to my granddaughter The Divine Miss M and they became and INSTANT FAVORITE.

"OH my GOD! It's full of STARS!"


Comments

Bee said…
Ah, the Starfish cracker! My niece will be so pleased! She likes to line them up and and pretend she's shark.
February 1, 2008 at 7:21 AM
Karen Pope said…
Goldfish crackers were made for little kids!
February 1, 2008 at 2:23 PM
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