How to Solve a Small Problem
I heard a comedian on YouTube a few days ago who made me laugh so hard, I couldn't breath. To paraphrase, he said: Have you ever had a problem and then a bigger problem comes along and you totally forget about the first problem? To give you an example, I was driving down the Florida Turnpike at about 90 MPH. Back then I used to smoke. Now, when you toss a cigarette out of a car window while going 90, it doesn't always go where you think it should. Well, I flicked it and it blew back into the car. You know that spot between your shirt collar and the back of your neck? (Pause for laughter). Then, I involuntarily jerked the wheel of the car and the car started spinning across four lanes of the Turnpike. After the second 360 degree revolution, I realized I had a big problem and so did other drivers. They started honking their horns as if to get my attention and to let me know that I was doing high-speed donuts....