Ever Had One of Those Days?
Imagine that you are quietly going about your business and you suddenly take a tumble that leaves your ankle AND your elbow sprained requiring that you take drugs and/or copious amounts of alcohol to dull the shooting pains in your left ankle and your left elbow. Now, imagine you call your loving children to report the issue to them and they ask you if you broke your hip and you have to remind them that although you were born back in the olden days, you bones are not yet that brittle. Now, imagine that you did this at work, which serves to totally embarrass you adding insult to injury and then you have to take a day off from work to recover because your office is on the second floor of the office building and there is no elevator in the building so you have to climb stairs. Imagine, you are trying to recover from your horrible injuries while you are at home and then your computer totally and completely crashes for no apparent reason and you cannot get it to boot up, so you are stranded...