Saving the Planet
My visit to the office was two-fold. Of course, I had to pay the monthly vig to the apartment complex owners, but I also went there to complain about my window screens. OK. To be more accurate, to complain because I have NO window screens on my windows. This is not a new problem. I have had no window screens since I moved in 'way back in July. Me: I still don't have screens on my windows. Apartment Complex Manager: I will fill out a work order. Me: You have filled out a work order for window screens every month since July. That is the month I moved in, you know. ACM: Well, this time we will get it fixed. Me: You said that last month. ACM: I really mean it, this time. Me: Of course you do. ACM: See? I am filling out the work order now. Me: Which you will throw in the trash as soon as I walk out of the room. ACM: We don't throw them away. ME: Whatever. Listen, it is not for me that I want screens on my windows. It is for the environment. ACM: Excuse me? Me: I want to do my pa...