Grandmotherly Advice
My oldest son has experienced the birth of his daughter, the Divine Miss M. My neighbor, Lionel, has a pregnant wife, who is having a boy, so the whole-girls-never-wearing-pink-issue is no longer an issue. There is someone looking out for that little unborn guy! For some reason, these two men seem to think I am the child birth guru and can answer any of their questions regarding pregnancy and child birth. This is a compilation of questions and answers that have occurred over the past two years. #2: We are thinking about a sibling for Miss M. Should my wife have a baby after 30? Me: No, 30 children is enough. Li: Jean is two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? Me: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Li: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? Me: Childbirth. Li: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. Me: So what's your question? #2: Our childbirth instructor says it's not pain my w...