Only in America

Him: At the Gloucester City Council meeting, last night a guy got up and said, "I don't know why anyone would want to live in New Jersey.
Me: Why did he say that?
Him: He was talking about crime, education, everything else. And do you know who he was?
Me: Tell me. I am breathless with anticipation.
Him: The Mayor.
Me: ROTFLMAO (Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)
Him: I am serious. The Mayor said that.
Me: That is why it is funny.

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Unknown said…
It happens in India too. Our newly formed state government of Karnataka ordered special prayer to be done at all temples for the welfare of government. It took back the order next day out of embarrassment
June 13, 2008 at 7:15 AM
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