These Two Are Obviously Maddly In Love

Overheard while in line at the bank:

She: That's so retarded.
He: I hate it when you use that word like that.
She: What word? Retarded?
He: Yes. I'm not, you know.
She: Not what? Retarded. Yeah, you are acting totally retarded.
He: Don't you know how high my IQ is?
She: No.
He: It is 136. My IQ is 136.
She: Well, mine is 1050.
He: I said IQ, not SAT score.
She: Whatever. Just don't act retarded again, OK?
He: Whatever.

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