Soul Train

Upon walking into the corridor and seeing students lined up on both sides...

Me: This looks like a Soul Train line.
Student: It is.
Me: Then why isn't anyone singing or clapping hands to the beat?
Student: (singing) The Looooovvvvveeee Boat, soon will be making another run...

Comments

The Dental Maven said…
Where's Don Cornelius when you need him?
March 31, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Debbie said…
And here I never knew the Love Boat was soulful.
April 2, 2009 at 9:54 AM
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