Alien Invaders and Cigarettes

A son-o-mine has recently quit smoking and is using a nicotine patch to counter the cravings for a smelly, smoldering weed.

This guy also protects his country by finding and disabling alien invaders. (No. Really!) Additionally, on his alien invader adventures, he frequently is beset with acute mal-de-mer and the military treats his problem with Dramamine patches. He is up to two at a time, now.

What does sissy cigarette patches and sissy Dramamine patches have in common.

With all the patches he has stuck all over his body, he looks like he lost the alien invaders game... more than once.

Comments

The Dental Maven said…
I'll take a patch wearer over a cigarette smoker every time!
March 11, 2009 at 8:14 AM
Karen Pope said…
I know what you mean! I am very happy he has decided to kick the habit!
March 12, 2009 at 4:47 AM
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