How to Kill a Few Minutes

 I saw this on another person's blog and decided to post it after spending about five minutes of my precious time answering the questions. So, if any of these situations happen to me, I will already have a name picked out. 

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (your pet's name and a street you lived on) Tippy College (that's kinda cool) 

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (your grandmother/grandfather first name and your favorite candy) Eleanor Mars (bar) (Also kinda cool) 

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name) K-Pop (Coolness, again) 

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) No way it is Pink Panther! 

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name, your favorite city) Carol Sarasota

6. TERRORIST NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your grandmother's maiden name spelled backwards) Lorac Semaj (Not very terrifying) 

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink) The Pink Champagne (Not a very threatening superhero name) 

I must point out that I changed a couple of the criteria I read in the original post when I realized that they were typical password hints, such as mom's maiden name and city where you were born. Also, NONE of these answers will ever be a password hint or security question answer.  I'm not that stupid.  

Post YOUR results in my comments. Or not.

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