Cable Guy
Okay, so I moved into my new apartment on Saturday and the Internet was supposed to be turned on by the time I got there. Guess what? No Internet. I called the Cable Company to tell them that I had no signal, which meant no Internet and no TV and they said they would send the guy over on Monday. I spent my lunch break with Cable Guy. He shows up and I SWEAR his butt crack was showing as he bent over to investigate the problem to my cable. Every time he bent over, I saw more than I wanted to. But, he did fix the cable. Sidebar: Showing one's butt crack is probably the least classy thing there is. Or so I thought. Then, this: Cable Guy: I am going to give you my card. Call me if you have any problems. Me: I thought I had to call the cable company, first. CG: No. You can call me for anything. Me:..... CG: I mean, if you need a man for anything, at all. I don;t have a girlfriend right now. Me: What makes you think I need a man? CG: I'm just saying. Me: Thank you. CG: I mean it. You